Alex Rodriguez seems quite happy in this photo.

I'm pretty sure the ump can spray his crotch on his own, Alex.
And while we're on the subject of "The Bug Game", my first thought when the little nuisances started to appear:
"Wow, Mientkiewicz looks like Pigpen."
My second thought, right before Joba blows the game:
"I'm starting to think God really, really hates the Yankees."
Insects... A sign of the Apocalypse. We're doomed.